at this point I’ve nearly forgotten that pirating movies and software is illegal
I have a story.
So my sister got run over by a car once. It was a pretty big deal. Well like a year later she got into a little fender bender and was really bent out of shape about it, so I went and got her a cake.
When I put in my order for the cake, the guy at the bakery asked, “Do you want it to say anything?”
And with a perfectly straight face, I said, “‘Sorry you got hit by a car again.’”
He narrowed his eyes a moment, then nodded and wrote it down, and took it to kitchen to get the writing done.
All the way from the back of the kitchen, I hear a woman shout, “‘Again’?!”
7/26/14 - Jessica Alba at the 2014 Comic-Con “Sin City: A Dame To Kill For” Press Line in San Diego.
does anyone get really mad when other people try to tell your pets what to do
Absolutely pissed. Don’t try to train my dog.
do you ever get a weird crush on someone that’s not even attractive but you’re just attracted to them and you don’t know why
things I can’t imagine
- someone having a crush on me
- someone randomly seeing me and thinking ‘wow she’s cute’
- someone getting happy because I messaged them first
- someone thinking about me, in general
- someone wondering how I am
- someone finding me attractive
- someone doing something to try and impress me
- someone asking their friend on what to say to me
- someone wanting to get to know me
i hate it when i see someone i vaguely know in public. do i say hi?? do i act like i don’t see them and hope for the best??
how dumb is it that we’ve created words we arent supposed to use
I’m stuck between wanting:
1. A long lasting relationship with my soulmate who supports me and protects me and is my partner and we are completely bad ass together and in love
2. Wanting to have casual sex and rip out the heart of everyone person I meet
3. Being independent and having a loyal dog while I’m married to my career
City of Bones
can we talk about how the tooth fairy corporation enclosed the torn-apart corpse of an employee in their letter????
can we talk about how the tooth fairy corporation has an aquatic team that i wish i knew about when i was growing up