brainfried:

god this is so cute. husband and wife collaborating together in a fun and hilarious vine. i love it

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wizard-doctor-of-mischief-in221b:

drowningheta:

gallifreyburning:

giraffepoliceforce:

I really want a science fiction story where aliens come to invade earth and effortlessly wipe out humanity, only to be fought off by the wildlife.

They were expecting military resistance. They weren’t counting on bears.

image

Canada’s time to shine has come

Think about the stuff in Australia though

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tomfuckinmison:

tomfuckinmison:

Brought my cousin with me to my parents house and now my dad’s making him vacuum the entire house because my cousin said it was a womans job to vacuum and clean

image

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"I’m just gonna bullshit it."
— my life motto for the past 20 years (via dutchster)
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ruinedchildhood:

Mom: Home in 5 minutes, hope you’ve taken the chicken out of the freezer

Me: image

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disheartens:

I AM A STRONG INDEPENDENT awkward teenage girl who sorta needs a man but can’t really get one 

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wiki-the-avatartimelord:

HE DOESN’T EVEN LOOK ASHAMEDHE’S JUST LIKEYEA, THAT’S ME, I DO THAT

wiki-the-avatartimelord:

HE DOESN’T EVEN LOOK ASHAMED

HE’S JUST LIKE
YEA, THAT’S ME, I DO THAT

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vinebox:

When you kiss your teeth at your parents then try to play it off

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slussy:

Frankenstein enters into a body building competition and finds he has seriously misunderstood the objective

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mrcraabs:

why the fuck cant i have a best friend who lives 30 seconds away from me who always comes over and we just stay at each others houses whenever movies are so deceiving

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delusioninabox:

Daily #492! Some days may even be a bit of both.

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"Crying does not indicate that you are weak. Since birth, it has always been a sign that you are alive."
— Charlotte Brontë, Jane Eyre (via un-exotic)
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