grandmafupa:

Painfully average looking with a great sense of humor and always down to get drunk

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everything-fuckable:

*buys kinky bra for looking hot in front of the mirror at 3am by yourself*

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heatmor:

im just annoyed and ugly all the time

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suspend:

i hate being a girl.

  • we get our period monthly and it hurts and it makes us feel uneasy. 
  • we get sore after sex while guys dont
  • when we’re pregnant we’ll be suffering for 9 MONTHS 
  • we need loads of clothes
  • we need shoes
  • bags
  • make up stuff
  • nail polish
  • hair!!!!
  • WHEN GUYS JUST NEED A TUX AND SOME TIES!!
  • AND THEY DONT HAVE TO ALWAYS SUFFER
  • IM MAD!!!
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amporca:

trying on clothes is really hard when you hate yourself. liking someone is really hard when you hate yourself. eating is really hard when you hate yourself. life is really hard when you hate yourself

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greatwhiteprivilege:

treating a woman with respect and regarding her as a human being doesn’t automatically mean ur cock deserves to get stroked sorry to break it to u

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sourhex:

On the other hand, my nose flaring abilities are pretty good

For some reason I thought about this a lot as a kid

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nathanmorrow:

shithowdy:

Fun fact: if you approach an employee and insist that they go ‘check the back’ for an item that’s not on the shelf, there is a 90% chance that they’ll go to the back room, scratch their ass and check their text messages for five minutes, and come back out with a sympathetic smile and a ‘Sorry!’ because they know without even looking that the stock isn’t there.


Or the old “can you ask a manager?”

nathanmorrow:

shithowdy:

Fun fact: if you approach an employee and insist that they go ‘check the back’ for an item that’s not on the shelf, there is a 90% chance that they’ll go to the back room, scratch their ass and check their text messages for five minutes, and come back out with a sympathetic smile and a ‘Sorry!’ because they know without even looking that the stock isn’t there.

Or the old “can you ask a manager?”

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tupacabra:

mom: *knocks on door*

me: just a second don’t come i—

mom: image

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bootywolves:

bootywolves:

I’m sorry but I was not prepared to find out that derek hale is a landlord in canon

derek hale, the enigmatic landlord who lives on the top floor, has a second cell phone for tenants to call him on, sometimes let’s the students in 6B pay their rent late because he knows how it is. derek hale plunging toilets and changing locks and drawing up leases. bless this character development

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rustypolished:

Okay but you cannot tell me that Derek didn’t help Scott hang up all those light bulbs in his loft and then hand him the keys and give Scott a straight faced lecture about consent and safety and then hand him a condom. 

Derek Hale is the world’s coolest older brother. 

Derek Hale is a cool mom.

Derek Hale is the sort of friend who would voluntarily sexile themselves. 

Don’t look at me.

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directorlazard:

rapeculturerealities:

fuckyeahifightlikeagirl:

sweetsugaryshock:

beben-eleben:

For future reference.

Thank you.

For those who would ever need it. -C

reblogging here because i can see this being relevant to anyone who’s ever tried to get out of an abusive relationship

Reblogging because that last comment made me reread the whole thing in a new light and realize this could be vital information. So, putting it out there for everyone, and hoping no one ever really needs it.

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croutoncat:

people who randomly decide to compliment you are so important

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behindthebloom:

Life as an avid reader can be tricky.

Follow Bloomsbury Publishing on Vine to feel less alone.

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hashbrovvn:

JUST A SMALL TOWN GIRL LIVING INside her bedroom on the internet

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