if youre feeling like a big awkward fuck up who messes up everything just think about how if u were a character in a work of fiction sooo many people would see your perceived flaws as lovable and endearing character traits and how youd still be their favorite character to draw coffeeshop AUs of regardless
life is tough when you’re a lazy perfectionist who simultaneously doesn’t give a shit about anything but at the same time cares too much about everything you feel
holy fuck I’ve never heard a sentence that describes me better
I thought I was the only one
OCTOBER IS NEXT WEEK
OCTOBER IS THIS WEEK
OCTOBER IS TOMORROW
OCTOBER IS IN A FEW HOURS
OCTOBER IS HERE
*neglects health and well-being for the sake of studying* *performs poorly anyway*
This is a kids show.
ADVENTURE TIME LAYING DOWN THE LAW
Adventure Time demonstrates a clearer understanding of morality than 98% of the world’s adult population
The worst feeling is when you need to excuse yourself for a moment, when you need to take some time to rethink or cry or get your shit together and you need the world to wait for you. But it won’t wait. You’ve got school or work or other things that will go if you don’t take…
“I’m not bossy. I’m The Queen;
A box of baby bengals
"What? No, I’m sorry, I ordered half a dozen mini bagels —”
"Shut up, we’re keeping them."
Put my son to sleep in his new onesie, woke up to a bear raiding my drawers.
Your Body Is Beautiful And You Are A G o d d e s s
i absolutely adore this but aren’t skinny girls in there? some girls have a high metabolism and they stay relly skinny even if they eat a ton. are they not beautiful?
me: (worries about all the things I haven’t done yet)
me: (still doesn’t do them)